SHAZ (me)

Okay, so I'm not Jupiter, but that's about how important I am. Yes, believe it or not, I am as vital to this planet's survival as a giant ball of gas orbiting the sun a long way away from us. "But Jupiter isn't at all relevant to the immediate future of this planet" I hear you say. And neither am I. I'm just a big ball of gas.

This is where I live. Right down the bottom of the world, where everyone forgets you. What I want to know is why we are necessarily at the bottom. We could be at the top, for all the Europeans and Americans know. South could be north and north could be south. They could just switch one day, and nobody would know where to go!

But back on me. I like music. A lot. I have a 60 CD holder thing and it's almost full. And that's only after four or so years buying CDs. I listen to TRIPLE J, the best radio station in the world. I know lots of people agree with me on that.

...are my very favourite band. I know they're not Australian, but they came to Australia once. 350,000 people turned up to welcome them to ADELAIDE, which just goes to show, we're not that hopeless after all.