I would like to point something out at this point. Just because my brother is a fish-man-mutant-monster, it doesn't make me one. In this photograph, he is covered in slime, but he has cleaned up his act since then. He owns a set of functional hand-cuffs. He also owns a CD player that works, as opposed to one that doesn't work (ie. mine), but he rarely plays CDs. He can say 'you are a big potato' in German.

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