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 | Apparently, I am an interesting person. Find out for yourself. |  |
 | I like to pretend I am creative. View the products of such madness. | |
 | It may surprise you to learn that the entire internet is not as shallow as the Land Of Shaz. I have, therefore, selected some quality examples to demonstrate. | |
 | What is the sole thing that unites all our childhoods? Television. Read on. | |
 | It is beautiful. It is universal. It is more important than life itself. It is music. | |
 | One of life's guilty pleasures. Find out which ones are actually worth watching. | |
 | My omnipresent force just doesn't cut it anymore. I need something futile and absurd. Help me, Shaz! | |
Warning: This page is continually being changed. The links probably don't work. It is very small, and only mildly entertaining. If you wish to abuse someone because of this, send an email to my brother.
Acknowledgements: Page was created with Netscape. I am also greatly indebted to the various font creators I have stolen fonts from. (If you would like to download any fonts on my page, click here) Special thanks to Acid Fonts.
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